This week’s LILSF Stories:

Man marries pillow

Laser ‘punch’ could bump up fusion power

Unexplained sheep attacks ’caused by aliens in UFOs’, farmers claim

Time Lords walk among us

Backyard Bunnies Are the New Urban Chickens

Carne Diem: What meat art can tell us about life and death

James Mason says: “Thunderbird Wine Has An Unusual Flavor”